User:Jangsty
| Birth Date | July 14th, 1966 |
|---|---|
| Birth Place | A Farmhouse |
| Nationality | Hillbillie Hick American |
| Occupation | Hollywood Douchebag |
| Religion | Son of God |
Biography[edit | edit source]
Matty 'Chan-Man' Fox was born in a stable in Wyoming somewhere between this millenium and the next. He is the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic. He and his twin brother,Adam Sandler are well known among the Hollywood elite, for whoring themselves out to any movie that will take them. He is also well knoen for over four decades with bad hair.
Matty has a large family, 17 brothers, 24 sisters and nine different fathers. Everyones name is McDermott, Grettel or Helga. Appart from him and Adam. It should also be noted that Matty graduated from the Tom Cruise school for the intense.
Matty has a large fan base, mainly because of the popularity of his TV show, LOST. Not that he cares. Matty don't take like-ee from no one, ya. Foo Shoo.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Matty seems too be and animal activist, as he has married a beached whale. Together they have spawned the son of Satan.
OH NOEZ WE IZ AWFUNNS![edit | edit source]
1990's This fine specimine of U.S drama ran for a long time in the 1990's. It centred around four people and a baby they refused to sell for cash. Ofcourse, they all put the FUN back in AWFUNNS with their crazy scemes and shinanigans!
LOST-ED[edit | edit source]
2004 LOST is 1/4815162342 of the way through its storyline. Matty stars as Dr. Matty, the emo doctor who abuses alcahol. It is rumoured his brother Adam Sandler will guest star as a pineapple.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Matty is an emo.
- Although he graduated from a prestigious university. He doesn't know one plus one equal windows.
- He's part Maori
Quotes[edit | edit source]
“I'm not talentless, it's intensity. Gosh Damnit!”
“I'm NOT a pussy-ass. I'm intense!”
“We're just friends.”
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