User:James-sibley/Axis of Evil

Axis of Evil is the term used to describe a phenomenon in engineering in which a line around which a object rotates is made entirely out of evil.

While it looks innocent enough, this is what really killed your hamster back when you were twelve. No, it didn't die of old age. It was spun to death in one of these things while you slept. Evil.

Notice his arm? How straight it is? Yeah, that's right.