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The Yu-Gi-Oh: Abridged Series Pledge[edit | edit source]
Yu-Gi-Oh. You either know it as a children's card game, or a children's anime show. But oddly enough, there are people out there who don't know what Yu-Gi-Oh is - or rather, they do know what it is, and that's why they go out of their way to avoid it.
But Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series is different. Here at the Abridged Series website, we take the very concept of Yu-Gi-Oh, and we rip out its guts, replacing them with a bunch of inappropriate, loosely connected pop culture references. Some say it's funny. Others disagree. We rip their guts out too.
Little Kuriboh[edit | edit source]
Known as the King of Lame Internet References, Martin Billany better known by the safe word he uses during bondage sex, LittleKuriboh, is the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, a parody of the Yu-Gi-Oh! anime. He has also been blamed for creating a similar parody,Naruto Abridged, but as everyone knows, that's just not quite as good.
Overview[edit | edit source]
The Goal Of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series[edit | edit source]
As the only Yu-Gi-Oh card more pathetic and awkward than Michael Cera, Little Kuriboh explains: "Our main goal is to reduce the series to a fraction of its actual length, making it more accessible to Joe Public. After all, does Joe Public want to watch hours upon hours of card games in the vain hope of catching the slightest shred of plot? And if so, then why? What is Joe's problem? Perhaps he should have taken that job at the restaurant when his wife told him to. Then maybe he wouldn't be divorced with overdue child support payments."
"That's why we do what we do. So that Joe's kids will know a better future."
"We're saving lives, people. Abridged style."
"Peace."
The Humor of The Abridged Series[edit | edit source]
Many have noticed that the Abridged Series is just like recylcing. It gathers up all the outdated pop-culture references on the internet, cuts them up, rapes them good, burns them, then shoots them back out to repollute the internet while ass-raping a dramatic anime show based on a children's card. Just like recycling, in that the intial feeling of joy when doing it instantly turns into "Holy Moley!" I shoulda had a V-8! WTF!
Episodes[edit | edit source]
These
In The Beginning[edit | edit source]
The first video were of shitty quality, and the voice-overs done by Little Kuriboh were atrocius , since they were experiencing puberty
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