User:Jackobla

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Your mom. im sorry but shes a guy. u didnt know this well she is and ur dad is a guy who doesnt know this either. so i guess this means u r adopted. when you were a child, your REAL mom sold u for crack and marajuana. and next thing u know ur in a house with two strang men and a cat that u think is gay too stroking your dick with his tail and your"MOM" is no longer a loving careing parent he is a lousy little lier who u told that she was a he. when you ask her what else she hasnt told you she says that your mom died three years a go and she had turned lesbien and right about when you think your about to die if she i mean he tells u any more she says that ur REAl dad lived right down the block but now he is in jail for murdering his neighbor....... Man U Have Problems.