User:Istarion/phishing

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Random test page belonging to Istarion. This one is a spoof phishing site, but it's nowhere near funny enough yet and I don't really know what to do with it... it just seemed a fun idea :). Any ideas, feel free to change stuff.
 This page has not been  verified as secure  by anyone at all, but this message is so pretty that what it actually says doesn't make much difference to anything in particular. Official looking numbers: 0A2-CFG-WTF-6969


Welcome to Online Banking®
This is the very definitely absolutely official website of whichever bank you have the most money in. If you don't use online banking, this is actually your PayPal® account. If you don't use PayPal®, please enter any personal details you feel are appropriate. Thanks!Registered Trademark ™ ® This is really official ©

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Fall for a fake link to this site
Enter all your bank details and things
Click official looking OK button
Fail.
Thank you for confirming your account details. Please fill in all the fields below, ensuring all the information is correct. If the details provided are incorrect your account may will definitely be permanently deleted.
Email Address1
Sort Code6
Account Password2
Account Number7
Date of birth3
Credit Card Number8
Mother's maiden name4
Card Security Code9
Address5
Any other personal information you feel might be useful to us10

1. Your email address will used only to provide you with useless and irrelevant information.   2. We always ask you to provide your password. Any site which asks you to provide your online banking password is definitely legitimate.   3. This is required in order to sell your identity to foreign corporations.   4. If you wish, you may also provide other relevent details about your mother.   5. Please use the postcode.   6. Please enter your sort code as it appears on your bank statement. If you have multiple accounts, enter each one separated by a comma, starting with the one with most money in it.   7. Please enter your full account number as it appears on your statement. We need this in order to confirm your online banking account. Honest.   8. After you provide us with your credit card details, you may notice large payments being taken from your account. Please do not cancel your card: the payments may be refunded in due course provided you send us a cheque for the full amount to be refunded.   9. You can find your security code by standing in front of a mirror and peering through your legs to see the label which will be attached to the lower inside left back bottom diagonally opposite corner of your pants. A red ring has been drawn around it for ease of finding.   10. Please enter any relevant information. We will use this in order to build up a comprehensive database of security data in order to protect your account from phishing.