User:Ironic Youth/Howto: convince your friends that you read Stephen Hawking's works

Your not nearly as intelligent or miserable as this guy, You Need Help

Sure it’s easy to make your friends think that you watch the West Wing and that you actually understand all the highbrow antics on Frasier and that you find Family Guy silly and juvenile. But convincing them that you've read A Brief History of Time? Well that’s another matter all together. Something that uses such big and complex words will inevit- always be tough to understand. But you need this; I mean how on earth can you muster the credibility snigger quietly at Republicans and Christians when you haven't even read A Brief History of Time, let along the extended version.