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You are an American tourist in the turkish city of Istanbul. You are most likely scared of this new land, but don't fret! By reading the American Tourist Guide to Istanbul, you will have learned so much about this place that you will feel that you were born here! So come along, Americans, and learn everything that this beautiful place holds within.

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The city home to the Bosporus Strait,

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the Hagia Sophia,

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this guy,

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and many wonderful people.


To learn more about this glorious metropolis, read on.

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