User:Illiterate author 37

“What a thoroughly good chap! It's so refreshing to find such a fine example of 'Uncyclopedian' - an intellectual comedian of the highest order”

~ Oscar Wilde on another random user, much to the resentment of illiterate author 37 grrrrr...

About Illiterate_Author_37

That's me, the infamous Illiterate author 37

I love oxymorons. No... I adore them... Wait... I AM AN OXYMORON

incompatibility personified...

Statistics

• Birthplace: Essex, UK
• D.O.B.: 09/05/1988
• Occupation: You're having a laugh!...
• Favourite Day: Monday
• Favourite Number: 37,689

This user is a total UKer

and can pronounce aluminium correctly.

(British Uncyclopedians)

What he's currently busying himself with

nothing much

Favourite Oxymorons

• Microsoft Works
• Competent Chavs
• Law of the Jungle
• Labour Government
• Burger-King Career

Most hated beings/things/entities

In no particular order:

• Microsoft
• Chavs