User:Ibaconi

ibaconi

ibaconi

The ibaconi is an ex-biker who lost his left leg above the knee and experienced "severe brain damage," ironically enough, in an accident on a 4-wheeler. In spite of the "severe brain damage" the man is incredibly intelligent and currently studying creative writing and folklore at U.S.U. He is an authorin', huntin', gun-totin', fishin' musician who owns and operates a liquor store in the magnificent city of Richmond, in the great state of Utah (talk about irony).

Politically ibaconi is most often seen as a rebel, however he sees himself as a libertarian (terms of some similarity, although far from identical). He has a desperate hatred for government. He first began to understand the principle of "governing" at a young age when he discovered the speed of a tractor he was operating was restricted by a "governor." Since then he's noted a grave similarity to this situation being exhibited by all things "governed" including the country in which he lives which is currently being "governed" to an economic standstill. Governing principles enforcing behavioral homogeneity and individual indistinguishability are bringing us to the point at which the only acceptable oddity is perversion.

He originated the term "egoteneoism" which is becoming more and more commonly used to define the aspect of human behavior in which we choose a belief (Catholicism, Mormonism, Republicanism, environmentalism, conservatism, Islamism or any of hundreds of possible -isms), and once the -ism is chosen, it takes absolute precedence over reason and logic. He used to simply refer to it as "religion" but so many were offended, particularly the atheists, who always retort, "atheism is not a religion," even though it absolutely is.