User:I Love Bizzeebeever/Wild Honey Pie

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Wild Honey Pie is the second shortest Beatles song of their whole career. It is only 52 seconds long, and was featured on The Beatles Racist White Caucasian Ku Klux Klan Album.

Recording[edit | edit source]

Making the song was so fucking simple! In fact, Paul McCartney didn't even need any of the other band members to help him! All he fucking needed to do was yell "HONEY PIE!" twelve times, say "I Love You" at the end, and bang loudly on an acoustic guitar for 52 seconds long.

Reception[edit | edit source]

Despite being short and simple, critics were amazed at how great that it was by the strumming of the guitar. Surprisingly, some critics even called it an "important moment in Avant-Garde music", which shows you JUST how unusual it was.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

An crappy version called "Honey Pie" was the 26th track on the 30 track album. The only instrument even needed was an acoustic guitar that Paul McCartney had. The other Beatles were pissed off when they found out that Paul would be the only Beatle singing and playing on that song.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

"HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! HONEY PIE! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!"

See Also[edit | edit source]

Revolution 393, The Beatles Racist White Caucasian Ku Klux Klan Album