User:IWantMyCheetosBack

Sasuke Uchiha is a whore. I think that everyone should know by now, that he is in fact, and attention seeking emo whore, who loves to fuck cats. His porno collection consists of "Pokemon, Sheep, and Pine-cones are HOTZZZ" magazine. He is in obvious denial about his love for Naruto, but this may have been caused by prolong exposure to Sakura. Other side affects of Sakura include: -Nausea -Thoughts of suicide -Throwing up -Depression -Denial of stuff -Hatred of all things pink -Going completely insane (We all now know what happened to Gaara.... They lied his past, she is actually his half sister, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!!) -Confusion -Slight misconception on where things should stop. Like killing, for example *COUGH COUGH* -...And loss of whatever the Hell you were going to say

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

Sasuke should be shot, at the nearest convenience store, which reminds me, I need potatoes. We should shove a ficus up his ass, and sell his soul to the electric gypsy. By the way, some sources say, that Jesus was in fact, a hippy.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK MY CHEETOS ARE?!?!

Sasuke is a moron, and the reason why he is so messed up, is because he was raped by Itachi when he was younger, and Itachi kept him alive to come back for him... AWKWARD. By the way, Sasuke is going to realise his love for Naruto soon enough, then Naruto is going to flip him off, and yell "fuck you" at him, before riding off into the sunset with Madara. Madara is extremely pissed that Deidara died, simply because the stupid pussy, childishly blew himself up, because Fagsuke did not like his artwork. FAIL DEIDARA, FAIL.

And yes, Sasuke is now, and forever known as "Fagsuke".

The technical term for Tobi/Madara Uchiha: When not showing his dark, emo, and aroggant true personality as Madara Uchiha, he acts as a goofy, sexually confused, and functionally retarded pumpkin masked idiot called Tobi.

And if you are still reading this, you have just wasted about ten minutes of your life.... And you just lost The Game.