User:Human

This is me. If I can figure out how, will add a list of unpages I have defaced somewhere here. Please feel free to deface or otherwise defecate on my talk page. If one turns up.

Notable Acheivements

I want to make a button on my keyboard that substitutes "uncyclo" for "en.wiki", for easy, one step fact-checking.

"Scones and Eccles Cakes will be served in the departure lounge"

"I am not a number! I am an actor reading a script!"

Notable Mistakes

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.