User:Hotboyinlove/MSM
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Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM), a chemical compound that is naturally occured in some primitive plants.Marked as food supplement,it is found distinctively in human melanoma cells.It is said that Gay human beings have been used MSM as doping for many decades.
Production[edit | edit source]
MSM can be produced in multiple methods.Chemically it is formed as (CH3)2SO2.Because it's slow reaction, we can simply generate MSM by mixing Ma(Man) , Se(Sex) and Lo(Love) up.
2Ma+Se+Lo=MSM+Lo
As the equation shows,Lo(Love) works as catalyst.Without Lo,MSM cannot be produced.
This reaction can occur in many kinds of reaction vessels.Gab(Gay bar) and Be(bed) are the most common.Generally, the process is called FUCK.
Process[edit | edit source]
Before it happens,a 15-minute foreplay is required. The time of the foreplay is not a constant, depends on the activity of Ma.
During the reaction,each Lo combined with two Ma,producing one MSM.The reaction rate is very fast,a lot of pleasure released in a short time.The reaction usually last for 10-20 minutes.
Statics[edit | edit source]
According to Uncyclopedia,80% of MSM is produced by homosexual couples.Under special conditions, it can also be produced by two straight men.