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Ranger Carney Association[[Media:]]== Ranga Carny Association == the RCA was created in 1976 bye Chuck Norris.usually reiners are laughable and that is what Chuck is trying to put an end to. He is sick of being laughed at, having stuff thrown at him in the street ect. 21% of world is red and if you are one of them don't despair help is available That is why Chuck Norris created the RCA to extend a hand to his fellow reiners. If he dies having helped only one reiner he will be happy. In his latest press conference Chuck said he would round house kick anyone who disses him or his orginisation. Chuck lately hit out about speculations he struck a non beleiver of the RCA. In his defense, Chuck said the guy provoked him and i lashed out and round house kicked him back into the 60's. The guy broke his jaw, cheek, eyesocket and skull from just one blow. Chuck said it was 3 AM on Friday morning at the Arms and i had had a few too many alcoholic beverages and started swinging, chuck also had to pay for a broken cigarette machine and a broken slots machine. He is also paying for counselling for the guy he hit. Chuck is trying to start off fresh with everyone has since started on this new documentery called 'Inside the red' If you strongly support the RCA look up your nearest branch or organisation for a place to donate or become a member.
notable red heads[edit | edit source]
- Chuck Norris (founder)
- Pauline Hanson(co-founder)
- Deanne(treasurer)
- Julia Gillard
- Cameron Ling
- Steve Hooker
- danny out of the cartridge family
- Dermit o breritan
- Nicole Kidman
- Jason Akermanise
Groups[edit | edit source]
>Ranga Carny Association >Rangas anonymous >Red 4 Red >Rangas guide to life
= Documenteries[edit | edit source]
A doco is in the making about the difficult struggle for reiners, some hate some love and some don't care about reiners. Even though he's not red, Morgan Freeman will be narrating the movie. It will follow 4 different reiners around, who go about there daily lives leading up to the ARCAM(Annual Reiner Carnie Association Meeting) in New york. A truly inspiring feature film, that has the running track to win an oscar. Tuly inspiring to red heads, if you have any enquiries look up red in the phonebook, internet or whatever.
CRIMES[edit | edit source]
Some RCA members have commited crimes of passion against non members of the organisation. Crimes include dying hair red, pasting on fake freckles, some even kill.Paul Newman was a non beleiver, until the inevitable he was injured badly, some 30 red heads band together to severely injure him for not suppoting there organisation. Little did they know he was actually donating to there wonderful organisation, boy did they kick themselves when he stopped donating and started an anti-red organisation. Now whenever they see a red head in the street they beat them until they've forgotten why they hate them in the first place. Chuck banished the dumb shits who beat Paul, and since then Chuck has pleade forgiveness from the group, no-one has ever seen Chuck apologise with honour and pride but chuck actually meant it. Since then Pauls friends have gotten Chuck to kill the Paul-bashing youths, and paid for ther kids birthdays at Burger King, hung out the washing and other things................... Paul Newman was a much loved actor but now he's a great memory in the mind of movies. Chuck's friends have now dis owned him because he has kissed his honour and pride goodbye, so now even little 10 year olds in the street throw strawberry ice creams at him. It's quite depressing for Chuck but after he round house kicks 'em and goes to court for it atleast he honours himself. Some may not respect that anymore but his fellow-members do so for a short 24 days Chuck was out of his own club, but now he is again a much loved figure in the higher class of society. Love him or hate him, Chuck is here to stay an for one i'm all for it. Although the showing of ,attack of the killer tomatoes, wasn't the most popularist bid to get Pauls fellow members, but they still love him for it and as should all of you who ever doubted him in the first place. Just wrapping it all up there have been some serious ups and downs in Chucks life but that's what builds good character. I think it will also make a good story or autobiography, film, remake, song even and he will live in the lives of many long after he has past on into the next life to be worshipped as a god amongst men.
JOBS[edit | edit source]
Any jobs left for the association are as follows: Beat the creators of southpark for the reiner episode Ask the president why there are no famous red haired governors Beat nearly everyone for there comments on them Ask the makers of the pirates of the carribean movies to change the main character to a reiner. Raise money for a trip to Europe to teach the Europians about there organisation. Tell Aker to die his hair back to reiner. Put up posters of the organisation. Pat chuck on the back for his work. Host a movie night. any enquiries on what you can do too help ask your closest reiner for directions to their clubhouse.