User:Horny.Hamster

Hornius Hamsterus Privilegus™ [1992 - 2008]

This site has a such privilege, that even administrators can't edit it.
- New York Times


Be gentle with me. I'm a ... *gasp* ... newbie!
- Founder of this shiznat [WTHell?]

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Hamsterus! the only Hamster you can trust since 1992! 39,731 people actually wrote something smart that hasn't been deleted! Orange Construction Barrels Stuffing: Fat: 87% - Low fat! Also called: Horniiius! Grade of school: Unknown by now Order: The 476th Order of Queen La-Balaba-FuFu Madagascar Family: N/A Genus: NSA [Nonsmartus Acidus] Species Hornius Hamsterus Hamsterus Hornius Privilegus Madagascarus