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It okay for me to do it im a woman syndrome is a condition that all women are born with. It is a brain condition that allows women to think that something they are doing is acceptable but when there spouse does the same they are deeply angered and upset. It only comes into to affect around males usually the females husband or partner. It is named its okay for me to do it because i am woman syndrome because once the man challenges her about why she is not happy with his actions when she is doing the same thing a hormone is sent from the brain which automatically tirggers her to say its okay for me to do it because i am woman, usually triggering an argument also.

=History= hell,saved

Origins

It is first thought by scientists that the first account of a woman to have this syndrome was infact eve from the creation stories in Genesis in the wonderfull action novel the bible. The story goes that when God was angry with adam eating the forbidden fruit she sided with God saying, "Yeah thats it God you punish that wicked man of mine." God at first was puzzled as he thought eve was trying to invoke some strange sexual fantasy. God realizing she didnt want him to rape Adam then said "But eve you tempted adam to take you fruit and you also have eaten eat, you will also be punished." At which point Eve uttered the famous line in Genesis 2:34-35, "But O, Lord I am a woman surely it was acceptable for me to eat the forbibben fruit." God was angry at this, angry at the fact that she believed herself to able to escape punishent just because she was a woman. "How very dare you, you think your place is higher than of man, i made you and man equal therefore you and man are both accountable for your actions do you not agree?" At which point eve replied,"No!" Thunder crashed down from the sky, "Very well I see another one of my creations is a failure, just like that monkey pony i tried to make yesterday." Eve stood puzzled for a second and then God said, "Very well you are Banished from this garden and from earth" At which point the gorund opened and the flames of hell appeared, Eve was dragged to hell and there she stayed.

Aftermath

Adam was not banished to hell, God admired Adam's honesty and kept him in the garden of Eden saying that God was willing to forgive him but only this one and only time. Adam though became lonely and missed Eve who he loved very much. He said to God, "Father your company alone is not enough, without Eve I have no one, please send me another." At which point God replied ,"Bloody hell adam do you have to shout im trying to get some rest. Okay, okay ill send you one....bloody hell kids all they do is nag nag nag." At which point another was formed from the dust Adam staired anxiously in excitement. "HI" the new being said. "its a man" Adam said, "Lord why have you sent me a man?" "Because Adam woman is not worthy of existence. Adam failed to anknowledge the man and turned around and headed into the garden. There Adam came across the snake again in the trees, "Adam" it hissed. "What do you want?" He replied. "If you eat enough fruit from my trees you came gain knowledge of how to gain entrance to the underworld." "So..." Adam replied. "So you can save you're preciouse Eve " the snake sneered. Adam immediatly set to it and began eating fruit from the tree. Adam kept eating into the night until eventualy he passed out. He woke up to laughs from the snakes, "Haha" he chuckled. "What are you laughing about?" he said. "Go to the river and you will see." Adam got up and travelled to the river at where he gazzed at his reflection "Ahhhh, im fat i ate to much fruit!". At which point Adam heard his crys, "Adam!!!!! why have you betrayed me again?" "I miss her God i just wanted her back." God was suprisngly understanding, "Fine you can your precious Eve back" In a black smoke Eve appeared, "Eve!" Adam said "Adam whats happended to you, your....you've gotten fat." "I tried to eat the forbidden fruit to gain enough knowledge to try and save you" At which point the fellow who had appeared the previous day turned up, "Hey pretty lady what your name?" "I'm eve, mmmm your nice." "Come on baby lets go." At which point eve left with the other fellow. "NO!!!" Adam cried. "See this is why she is unworthy" said God. "From now on man will have to put up with this woman creature and in addition she will nag at you, cheat on you and have its okay for me because im a woman syndrome." And it rained.