User:HopelessWinner

HopelessWinner's main goal in life is total world domination over every single human being except Chad Kleen, who is far too crazy of a person for anyone to think of controlling. And if you are wondering by chance does HopelessWinner's name happen to be Chad Kleen, I would respond by saying that you shouldn't be questioning the ways of my thought processes and should instead be getting back to work, you plebian.

If, however, Mr. HopelessWinner does not attain this goal, being thwarted by some currently unknown force of the Universe, he has advocated that becoming a fox hole inspector would fulfill his next, greatest passion. "There is nothing greater than the smell of napalm in the morning," he has been quoted as saying, "followed by the largest game of whack-a-mole you could possibly imagine." To date, he has received six war metals (all stolen), saved the lives of four dogs, two cats, and a thoroughly shell-shocked turtle, whom he has dubbed "Pixie Stix."

Mr. HopelessWinner currently resides in the Jungles of Cambodia, AL. with his three wives and their three lawyers, all of who demand that he pay his damn alimony. He claims happiness has never found him, despite testimony and a tattoo to the contrary by one Ms. Happiness Bellair, hooker.