User:Homerz

Darf?

Darfs, if u search it up on google while your not looking for pictures of your mom you will find nothing, instead you'll find stuff like dwarf TLC shows that sucks balls or videos of dwarfs getting jumped on by dogs than peed on. It has been destroyed by the goverment as an result of too much problems so they just replaced darfs with homelesses, fat lazy perverts out on the streets you see everday when your walking your penis...yes your dog peisanoliture or for short penis and I do mean short.

The truth

So than you might ask your self why am I living in my mom's basement watching british man porn everyday? but maybe when your not worrying about your messed up life u might start thinking about the darfs? what are they? where are they from? why the fuck is this guy wasting my time with this gay article no one is going to read? it is very simple. They have been with us for a long time hiding in the dark waiting for they're time to rise again as it is shown on the picture below the darfs are very scary creatures. They have ditched there old cult name los darfillumonados and have found a new one "cat" to camaflouge themselves from there nature emeny...The British and horny moms