User:Hillbillywaldron

hillybillywaldron is a society set up in galway for alcoholic drunkards who are addicted to the sex. hilly waldron was the founding member back in 1987.........she is now represented by a statue of herself aka a hobit outside the school.

Hillary is now a full time mum of 2young dwarf hamsters, the resemblence between hillary and them is uncanny. Through the help of the hamsters., hillary is now finding it easier to ween herself of the alcohol! as she gives some of her wine to them instead, which is not a great success, but better than nothing.

Hillary friend avril was arreasted last year for indecent exposure to young children. Three 7year old children reported the incident to millstreeet garda station after avril flashed herself at a local playground and offered sweets to them in exchange for them going 'for a spin' in her car!!. she has since had a curfew and a restraining order from all public parks in the area, and has also been registered on the sex offenders list...number 1 (to be exact).

At the age of 14, hillary made a home porn video with her then boyfriend.....not sure of the name coz she's had so many of them. These photos have never leaked onto the internet, but work is underway. she especially enjoys having these sort of photos taken while in the bath. Taking these series of accounts into consideration, we are now coming to terms that these events in her life have lead to her current drunkeness!!!. Her mentor Avril, must also be mentioned for her incredible work in bringing hillary back to normality.

hillary can usually be found in whitestrand, sally longs or the roisin dubh drinking countless bottles of wine. if spotted the public [esp male members of society] are advised to keep a safe distance.