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//<nowiki>

// Insinerate's JS, with tweaking, via UNKNOWNFILE
   

function main() {
    var newbox = initNewBox(); //Create a new sidebar box
 
    addRevert(); //Add a "Revert To Here" link to every diff page
    addHistoryEdit(); //Add "edit" links to the history page to provide a way to directly edit each revision
    setEditForm(); //Automate the submission of forms by auto-filling textboxes and auto-pushing buttons
    addLinks(newbox); //Populate the sidebar box
    addTabs(); //Add tabs to the top (NRV, MTU, Google, en.wp

};

function initNewBox() {
    var sidebar = document.getElementById('column-one');
    var outer = document.createElement('div');
    var heading = document.createElement('h5');
    var newbox = document.createElement('div');
    var list = document.createElement('ul');

    outer.setAttribute('class', 'portlet');
    newbox.setAttribute('class', 'pBody');

    heading.textContent = 'maintain the peace!';
    outer.appendChild(heading);
    outer.appendChild(newbox);
    newbox.appendChild(list);
    sidebar.appendChild(outer);

    return list;
}

function addLinks(newbox) {
    addToolboxLink('VFD', '/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFD', newbox);
    addToolboxLink('QVFD', '/wiki/Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD', newbox);
    addToolboxLink('Ban Patrol', '/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Ban_Patrol', newbox);
}

function addTabs() {
    if (document.getElementById('editform')) {
        var vfdTab = addTab('VFD', '#');
        var nrvTab = addTab('ICU', '#');
        var uglyTab = addTab('Ugly', '#');
        var rewriteTab = addTab('Rewrite', '#');
        var welcomeTab = addTab('Welcome', '#');
        
        uglyTab.addEventListener('click', makeUgly, false);
        nrvTab.addEventListener('click', makeNrv, false);
        vfdTab.addEventListener('click', makevfd, false);
        rewriteTab.addEventListener('click', makeRewrite, false);
        welcomeTab.addEventListener('click', makeWelcome, false);
    } else {
        var re = RegExp("(.*) - Uncyclopedia");
        var matches;
        var pageTitle;

        if (matches = re.exec(document.title)) pageTitle = matches[1];
        addTab('Google', 'http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22' + pageTitle + '%22');
        addTab('Wikipedia', 'http://www.google.com/search?q=site:wikipedia.org&q=%22' + pageTitle + '%22');
    }
}

function addTab(text, url) {
    var xp_tabs = document.evaluate("//div[@id='p-cactions']/ul", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);
    var tabs = xp_tabs.singleNodeValue;
    var newTab = document.createElement("li");

    newTab.innerHTML = '<a href="' + url + '">' + text + '</a>';
    tabs.appendChild(newTab);

    return newTab;
}

function addToolboxLink(text, url, parent) {
    var newLink = document.createElement("li");

    newLink.innerHTML = '<a href="' + url + '">' + text + '</a>';
    parent.appendChild(newLink);

    return newLink;
};

function addHistoryEdit() {
    var pageHistory = document.getElementById('pagehistory');
    if (!pageHistory) return;

    var links = document.evaluate("//li[input[@type='radio']]", document, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null); 
    var xp_name1 = document.evaluate("//li[input[@type='radio']][1]/descendant::a[last()]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);
    if (!xp_name1) return;
  
    var name1 = xp_name1.singleNodeValue;
    var curLink;
    var i;
  
    for (i = 0; i < links.snapshotLength; i++) {
        var n = i + 1;
        curLink = links.snapshotItem(i);
    
        var xp_name2 = document.evaluate("//li[input[@type='radio']][" + n + "]/descendant::input/following::a[2]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);  
        if (!xp_name2) return;
    
        var xp_link = document.evaluate("//li[input[@type='radio']][" + n + "]/descendant::input/following::a[1]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);  
        if (!xp_link) return;
    
        var name2 = xp_name2.singleNodeValue;
        var link = xp_link.singleNodeValue;
	
        if (i == 0) {
            curLink.innerHTML = '(edit) ' + curLink.innerHTML;
        } else {
            curLink.innerHTML = '(<span class="plainlinks"><a href="' + link.href + '&action=edit&setwatch=0&setsummary=Reverted edit of [[User:' + name1.textContent + '|' + name1.textContent + ']] to previous version by ' + name2.textContent + '">edit</a></span>) ' + curLink.innerHTML;
        }
    } 
};  

function makeRewrite() {

    var weight = prompt('Enter the rewrite weight or leave blank for thematic or default\n\nOptions: soft, medium, hard');

    if (weight == null) return;

    var character = '';

    if (weight == '')

    character = prompt('Enter the character for thematic rewrite or leave blank for default\n\nOptions: mrt, ermey, simon, trump');
    if (character == null) return;
    document.editform.wpSummary.value = '+Rewrite. Decrufting season is open.';
    document.editform.wpMinoredit.checked = true;
    document.editform.wpWatchthis.checked = false;
    var txt = document.editform.wpTextbox1;
    
    var current = txt.value;

    if (character == '')
    {
     if (weight == '')
        { txt.value = "{{Rewrite}}\n" + current; }
      else
        { txt.value = "{{Rewrite|" + weight + "}}\n" + current; }
    }
    else
        { txt.value = "{{Rewrite|character=" + character + "}}\n" + current; };

    document.editform.wpSave.focus();
};

function makeNrv() {
    var fix = prompt('Enter fix message, or leave blank');
       if (fix == null) return;
    var sub = prompt('Enter sub template name, or leave blank\nOptions: format, short, notfunny, random, encyclopedic, list, and original');
       if (sub == null) return;
    document.editform.wpSummary.value = '+ICU. Seven days to pay your debt. After, one finger each day.';
    document.editform.wpMinoredit.checked = true;
    document.editform.wpWatchthis.checked = false;
    var txt = document.editform.wpTextbox1;
    if(txt.value.length > 0) txt.value += '\n';
    txt.value += '{{ICU|~~~~~|fix=' + fix + '|sub=' + sub + '}}';
    document.editform.wpSave.focus();

//    var editarea = document.getElementsByName("wpTextbox1")[0];
//    if (editarea) editarea.value += "\n\n{{ICU|~~~~~}}";

//    var summary = document.getElementsByName("wpSummary")[0];
//    if (summary) summary.value = "+ICU. Seven days to pay your debt. After, one finger each day.";

//    var watch = document.getElementById("wpWatchthis");
//    if (watch) watch.checked = false;
};

function makeUgly() {
    var editarea = document.getElementsByName("wpTextbox1")[0];
    if (editarea) editarea.value = "{{ugly}}\n\n" + editarea.value;

    var summary = document.getElementsByName("wpSummary")[0];
    if (summary) summary.value = "+{{ugly}}";

    var watch = document.getElementById("wpWatchthis");
    if (watch) watch.checked = false;
};

function makevfd() {
    var editarea = document.getElementsByName("wpTextbox1")[0];
    if (editarea) editarea.value = "{{VFD}}\n\n" + editarea.value;

    var summary = document.getElementsByName("wpSummary")[0];
    if (summary) summary.value = "on vfd";

    var watch = document.getElementById("wpWatchthis");
    if (watch) watch.checked = false;
};

function makeWelcome() {
    var editarea = document.getElementsByName("wpTextbox1")[0];
    if (editarea) editarea.value = "{{subst:User:NeedABrain/welcome|sig =--~~~~}}" + editarea.value;

    var summary = document.getElementsByName("wpSummary")[0];
    if (summary) summary.value = "Welcome to the jungle!";

    var watch = document.getElementById("wpWatchthis");
    if (watch) watch.checked = false;
};

function setEditForm() {
    var editform = document.getElementById("editform");
    if (!editform) return;
    
    var summaryText = queryString('setsummary');
    if (summaryText) {
        var summary = document.getElementsByName("wpSummary")[0];
        if (summary) summary.value = summaryText;
    }
    
    var setMinor = queryString('setminor');
    if (setMinor) {
    var minor = document.getElementById("wpMinoredit");
    if (minor) minor.checked = (setMinor == '1');
    }
    
    var setWatch = queryString('setwatch');
    if (setWatch) {
        var watch = document.getElementById("wpWatchthis");
        if (watch) watch.checked = (setWatch == '1');
    }
    
    var setSubmit = queryString('setsubmit');
    if (setSubmit) {
        var btn = document.getElementById(setSubmit);
        
        if (document.getElementById("editform") && btn) {
            btn.textContent += " (auto clicking...)";
            btn.click();
        }
    }
};

function addRevert() {
    if(!queryString("diff")) return;
	
    var xp_link = document.evaluate("//a[starts-with(., 'Revision')]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);
    if (!xp_link) return;
	
    var link = xp_link.singleNodeValue;
    
    var xp_name1 = document.evaluate("/descendant::a[.='Talk'][1]/preceding-sibling::a", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);
    if (!xp_name1) return;
    
    var xp_name2 = document.evaluate("/descendant::a[.='Talk'][2]/preceding-sibling::a", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null);
    if (!xp_name2) return;
    
    var name1 = xp_name1.singleNodeValue;
    var name2 = xp_name2.singleNodeValue;

    var linkSpan = document.createElement("span");
    var revertLink = document.createElement("a");
    var summaryText = "Reverted edit of [[Special:Contributions/" + name2.textContent + "|" + name2.textContent + "]] to previous one by " + name1.textContent

    linkSpan.innerHTML = "&nbsp;&nbsp;";

    revertLink.innerHTML = "[Revert to here]";
    revertLink.href = link.href + "&action=edit&setsubmit=wpSave&setsummary=" + summaryText + "&setwatch=0";

    insertAfter(link.parentNode, linkSpan, link);
    insertAfter(link.parentNode, revertLink, linkSpan);
};

function insertAfter(parent, node, referenceNode) {
    if(referenceNode.nextSibling) {
        return parent.insertBefore(node, referenceNode.nextSibling);
    } else {
        return parent.appendChild(node);
    }
};

function queryString(p) {
        var re = RegExp('[&?]' + p + '=([^&]*)');
        var matches;

        if (matches = re.exec(document.location)) {
            try { 
                return decodeURI(matches[1]);
            } catch (e) {
        }
    }
  
    return null;
};

window.addEventListener('load', main, false);

function highlightShortNewpages () {
   if (window.location.href.indexOf("Special:Newpages") != -1) { 
      var targetContent = document.getElementById('bodyContent');
      var links = targetContent.getElementsByTagName ("li");
      for (var l = 0; l < links.length; l++) {
         liContent = links[l].textContent;
         sizeText = liContent.substring(liContent.indexOf('[')+1,liContent.indexOf('bytes]'));
         sizeBytes = sizeText.replace(',', '');
         if (sizeBytes < 1000) {
            links[l].className = 'new-short';
         }
         if (sizeBytes < 100) {
            links[l].className = 'new-shortest';
         }
      }
   }
}

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', highlightShortNewpages, false);
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
  + 'http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Olipro/tabscontrol.js' 
  + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

//becoming a cyborg
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
  + 'http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:SckrTrckrBot/uncyclopedia.js' 
  + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

//</nowiki>