User:Hennessy

King Egg-Wart

Born a Gorilla, King Egg-Wart, (he can be identified by numerous mannerisms that would have him compared to a particularly sub intelleigent ape)is part of this world renown for destruction and mayhem. And the unruly violent upbringing of the international company McDonald's.

He had forever felt the honor of his tribe The "Potachio tribe". He believed Attila the Hun is his great^10 grandfather.Egg-Warts father, formally known as the mayor of Townsville. His father was Mr Kentucky himself; With his upbringing as King; Egg-Wart blabbered out the secret 7th Herb and Spice, which seemed to be plastic explosives. Egg-Warts Father died shortly after finding out. His Mother was brought up by a couple of witches, and lively lived her life as big bird on sesame street. Egg-Warts evil and arrogant nature was cultured by his mothers violent way of asking: "WOULD -YOU-LIKE!-cereal-FOR!-BREAKFAST! CA CAR! *SQUARCK* -PECK-. Egg-Wart if lucky, left the breakfast table without needing to go to hospital.

Egg-Warts father is limited to 3 words per year and makes rude gestures to get his message across to his son. Egg-Warts homosexual and faggotry nature is fueled by an unfillable desire for cock. In his spare time Egg-Wart enjoys smearing a mixture of congealed semen, mayonaise and maple serup on his face, which he subsequently allows his cat to lick off while screaming "I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!".

The people of townsville have many times petioned to have him killed off under the law of "Humane and ethical treatment of fucking retards" however he was too awesome and the laws bounced of him in a similar manner as dicks off slick hair (Thats fucking sick, eh?)

- - - - - - - This is King Egg-Wart as a teen "I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"