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SPAFF[edit | edit source]
This is my article about stuff.When i say stuff i mean "SPAFF".
Spaff is the the greatest word in the world and rhymes with taff and caff and waff. For the unaware of you Spaff is Love-wee,cum,spunk,jism,penis yogurt.
The word Spaff is derived from the Latin "Spaffuloni" which is also a type of pasta eaten by Italian homosexuals and made from yes you've guessed it Spaff.Its high protein content makes it the ideal choice before a night of strenuous manliness and other gay pursuits such as construction working,being a policeman, being a cowboy etc.
It is also the most viscous material in the world.FACT!
The uses of SPAFF[edit | edit source]
- Wallpaper Glue.
- A cheap alternative to Ready brek.
- Hair gel circa There's something about Mary
- As an aid to sticking down poorly constructed envelopes.
- To make interesting maps of Ireland on your bedsheets.(your mother would be so proud)
- Protein shake.
- Mayonnaise.