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Mario the Bitcoin Miner[edit | edit source]

The bitcoin miner's debut with Generation Nex

After Mario got tired of traveling between dimensions while trying to save the ho Princess Peach, Mario invested all his time and money into bitcoin mining. "This is what we are doing to relate to the people," said Masahiro Sakurai, creator of Kirby and owner of Generation Nex.

Sakurai currently after black market plastic surgery. His current whereabouts are unknown.


Colors of Poop[edit | edit source]

Many of you have probably wondered, what colors of poop can their be? Well, good citizens, I have the answer. The answer is ROYGBIV. This means that your poop can be the whole rainbow.

Here is the rainbow god, Tekashi Inkei. Everyday, he poops a different color of the rainbow. He is worshiped by the people of Faggotopia.

Color Spectrum[edit | edit source]

Before we even talk about poop, lets talk about the color spectrum. The color spectrum is a part of the ethereal plane were the spectrum monsters come from. They are very invasive. It has been discussed for a long time where the color plane is located, but no one really knows.

According to famous gay scientist, Friedrich Nietzsche, the color plane is in Italy.