User:Helikroppter

At Wittenberg one of my favorite pastimes is beer pong

I am a highly intelligent 7 ft yeti from the Himalayas. One day while I was in my newt infested cave, that was cluttered with multiple square wheels, I had a vision. Why not travel to America and get an education? So I did. I swam across the Pacific and went to Wittenberg University and slowly learned to read, write, speak, and play beer pong. I look up to my uncle, Bumble who has job at the north pole placing stars on top of christmas trees and eating any elves that get out of line. I hope when I leave college I can get a job as satisfying as uncle Bumble's.

My uncle Bumble.