User:Heerenveen/Sweet Home Alabama

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This world tour's been great. I've explored the deepest depths, the highest highs, the widest wides. I've got thin in Moscow and I've got fat in Texas; I've got stylish in Milan and got naturistic in Botswana. But it's just not right. All this time I've been away, trying to find that cruel, sadistic meaning of life, and I've only now discovered – the true meaning of my life is back in sweet home Alabama.

Ah, La 'Bama[edit | edit source]

Oh, the people[edit | edit source]

Such days in the park[edit | edit source]

But the sweetest thing[edit | edit source]

My memories[edit | edit source]

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