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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Tomorrow a 57% chance of eruptions	Tomorrow a 57% chance of eruptions	Tomorrow a 57% chance of eruptions

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 5% chance of icicles Trash day, we suggest running about in the buff.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

If it is raining upside down outside, you are probably living in Greece!