User:Hawthorn Peebles/UnWx

UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Two Day Outlook Tuesday a 50-50 chance of blizzards Tuesday a 50-50 chance of blizzards Tuesday a 50-50 chance of blizzards Suggested Recreation While there is a 99.99% chance of elephants Tonight, we suggest outdoor roller derby.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Customer upset at store, massive shitstorm brewing within a 100-mile radius of the store. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macaques, you would get a number nowhere near the accuracy of this forecast.