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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Tuesday a 99.99% chance of eruptions	Tuesday a 99.99% chance of eruptions	Tuesday a 99.99% chance of eruptions

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 1% chance of drought The other day, we suggest pouring rootbeer on your cat.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.