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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

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Suggested Recreation

While there is a 99.99% chance of flooding Tonight, we suggest nose picking.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut surviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.