User:Hawthorn Peebles/UnWx

UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Two Day Outlook Payday an 87% chance of a beer bash Payday an 87% chance of a beer bash Payday an 87% chance of a beer bash Suggested Recreation While there is a 57% chance of hot chicks Saturday, we suggest a little yard work.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut surviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.