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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Tuesday an 87% chance of elephants	Tuesday an 87% chance of elephants	Tuesday an 87% chance of elephants

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 0% chance of storms Tonight, we suggest a complete make-over.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

That's not just any tornado in Texas.. Chuck Norris just broke wind.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.