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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Sunday an 87% chance of hail	Sunday an 87% chance of hail	Sunday an 87% chance of hail

Suggested Recreation

While there is a -32% chance of haze Monday, we suggest goat petting.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.