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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Yesterday a 27% chance of hot chicks	Yesterday a 27% chance of hot chicks	Yesterday a 27% chance of hot chicks

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 27% chance of earthquakes Oh happy day, we suggest jumping off a cliff.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Global warming sped up due to Florida man forgetting to turn off the stove in his house.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!