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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Friday an 11% chance of dust	Friday an 11% chance of dust	Friday an 11% chance of dust

Suggested Recreation

While there is an 11% chance of blizzards Today, we suggest golfing.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequila.