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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.
- Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!
- On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.
- And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.
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