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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- No weather will be given for the state of New Jersey - they're too far in debt to affoard it.
- In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.
- On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.
- Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.
- In summary, light breezes everywhere.
Special Weather Report:
Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.
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