User:Hawthorn Peebles/UnQW

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.


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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.


  • Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.


Special Weather Report:

Today's weather in Cloud City is once again partly cloudy.

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