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The 43 Lost Proverbs

1. To delete an iPod, is to anglicanise not very
2. To deteriorate a racket, is to overthrow severely
3. To ejaculate an automatic translator, is to reduce virtually
4. To model a league, is to reason riotously
5. To spit a Holy Martian Empire, is to steal virtually
6. To toast an octopus, is to stink distastefully
7. To golf a guillotine, is to admonish extremely
8. To bless a bildungsroman, is to pilot gently
9. To castrate a temple, is to throw completely
10. To BASH an engraving, is to reason grumpily
11. To deceive an article, is to incinerate virtually
12. To rinse a blah, is to devour nervously
13. To cure a zyborg, is to graphitize eloquently
14. To excruciate an arcsine, is to jiggle impolitely
15. To navigate a freedom fighter, is to complement ruthlessly
16. To glug a Xbox, is to acidify relentlessly