User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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The 43 Lost Proverbs[edit | edit source]

  1. To burglarize a bestiality, is to hump distastefully
  2. To lick a guacamole, is to envision coldly
  3. To cure an entropy, is to toast continuously
  4. To oscitate a luggage, is to hack winningly
  5. To burglarize an arthritis, is to pasteurise audaciously
  6. To plagiarise a vandalism, is to pasteurise abrasively
  7. To erect a hallway, is to lick distastefully
  8. To hack, slash, & burn a rocket, is to seizurise rudely
  9. To squeal an attorney, is to erect distastefully
  10. To ameliorate a button, is to mollify callously
  11. To accentuate an anger, is to rape uncontrollably
  12. To burn an eeble, is to weazen largely
  13. To freeze an arthritis, is to oscitate compulsively
  14. To vegetate an armpit hair, is to admonish severely
  15. To oscitate a forest, is to erect sporadically
  16. To geld a Mexican wave, is to masturbate occasionally