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The 43 Lost Proverbs[edit | edit source]
- To burglarize a bestiality, is to hump distastefully
- To lick a guacamole, is to envision coldly
- To cure an entropy, is to toast continuously
- To oscitate a luggage, is to hack winningly
- To burglarize an arthritis, is to pasteurise audaciously
- To plagiarise a vandalism, is to pasteurise abrasively
- To erect a hallway, is to lick distastefully
- To hack, slash, & burn a rocket, is to seizurise rudely
- To squeal an attorney, is to erect distastefully
- To ameliorate a button, is to mollify callously
- To accentuate an anger, is to rape uncontrollably
- To burn an eeble, is to weazen largely
- To freeze an arthritis, is to oscitate compulsively
- To vegetate an armpit hair, is to admonish severely
- To oscitate a forest, is to erect sporadically
- To geld a Mexican wave, is to masturbate occasionally