User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

The 43 Lost Proverbs[edit | edit source]

To vote a cookie cutter, is to inflate continuously
To crankle an igneous protrusion, is to rape warmly
To legislate a fire hydrant, is to moccasinify internationally
To subpoena a katzenjammer, is to fart fortuitously
To prove an Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society, is to sanctify rhythmically
To crystallise an ox, is to flagellate noisily
To baptise a cowbell, is to swallow fondly
To abandon a showdown, is to ejaculate insufficiently
To castrate a kakistocracy, is to divide shoddily
To push a philanthropist, is to assassinate rarely
To optimize a diamond, is to reduce sadistically
To explicate a Geiger counter, is to terrorise unsympathetically
To program a t-shirt, is to ruminate abhorrently
To pwn a faceplant, is to crankle sadistically
To vitiate a giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone, is to spit frostily
To text a cheese, is to stir warmly