User:Gwinthor

Me

I'm amazing. That's all you have to know.

I guess I could go through a few other things about me, if you insist. I'm 18, white, amazing, 5'8", skinny, amazing, and amazing. I like doing stand-up comedy, and at my college I've done a number of shows around campus. I doubt anyone is really reading this, especially since I've written like 2 articles. Whatever. I'll make fun of crippled children. No one is going to read this. You know what's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded. Hahaha, no one saw that. Ha, that was fun. Oh, I'm going to hell aren't I? Whatever, I'm a jew, we don't belive in hell, just a purgatory like deal.

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Articles I've Created

• SkiFree
• HowTo:Fall on your sword (I took the origonal article and improved it tenfold)