User:Guybellingham/Which Animals should we "Uplift"?
Are Insects out of the question?[edit | edit source]
Ask yourself - a Plant with JellyFish genes? WTF? Well wakeup people it is already happenning, ask [Monsanto|http://www.monsanto.com] © and [Archer Daniel Midland (ADM ©)|http://www.adm.com] what the HELL are they playing at? Don't be fooled by all the pretty pictures of green leaves and smiling ethincally diverse people, these people are fucking with Mother Nature For Profit!
Ask yourself - a talking Arachnid? - out of the question? Yes! We thought so too, and our panel of experts is pushing our Congress Persons to outlaw Genetically Modified Spiders! At the very least we insist that the FDA or EPA or ADA or what-ever-the-fcuk, LABEL any Genetically Modified Buggers! Slap a big glowing Orange sticker on their twisty heads, so everbody knows that they have been modified by Corporations to INCREASE PROFITS and DOMINATE THE WORLD!