User:GuitarMeister/Guitar Lessons

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Joke Q: Do you know how many Guitar Lessons you ever need to be a cocky expert? A: As soon as you stop learning and start playing.

Guitar Lessons are undertaken by many aspiring future Jimi Hendrix or Steve Vai(they even wear same clothes as them) inorder to join the special elite force called the "Lightning and Talking Fingers". Meaning they talk with their fingers instead of their mouth, and sing with their fingers. Do Guitar Lessons work? Well, it does convert some players into mangosteen and razor sharp durian durian, but defintiely people seeking Guitar Lessons benefit faster by getting Ultimate Guitar Secrets instead of taking years of endless lessons.

[1] shows an example.

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If you too wanna be a mangosteen or durian durian, watever, just start taking action and soon you'd be a cocky expert.