User:Guardain of Light

I totally have no user-page at this time. Also, it says pages about me, my friends, schoolmates, teachers, et cetera will be deleted on sight, so I don't much see the point. ;_;

Either way, I'm here to contribute. My policy is to fix bad spelling/grammar/formatting/style when it's not for comedic purposes, and I'll defend that to the death with any weapon I can find and reasonably wield.

For humor, I won't force a joke if it's not funny, so I'll under-add if anything, and if I see something that seems forced I'll modify it or delete it.

Also, I may make this page into something more formidable and/or funny depending on my mood and whether or not the admins give me the 10% raise I just thought up, so I apologize for it's relative "non-hilarity" at this point in time.

And to finish setting the stage for my grand arrival to Uncyclopedia, I should state that I'm going into my last (fourth) year of undergrad this fall, so expect a wide variety of humors from me, ranging from intelligent to the outright absurd.

Cheers!

Guardain of Light 23:08, 1 August 2009 (UTC)