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The 1st Headpat War[edit | edit source]


Beginning: 21st July, 2022

End: 11th November, 2026


Casualties (both sides)

~1,450,000 Deaths

~100,000 wounded


Defenders (A.H.I)

~ 2,550,000 mobilized men

Commanders of the A.H.I:

Grunt 'Pat' Non-Simp

Attackers (H.P.F)

~1,700,000 mobilized head patters

Commanders of the H.P.F

Ender 'Cake' Gal

Ron 'Ore' Non-simp (not related with gron t :angry:)

A 5th Headpatter Frontline Uniform.

A propoganda poster that was wide-spread, and used to recruit A.H.I citizens.

A propoganda poster that was wide-spread, and used to recruit A.H.I citizens.

Major battles happened across the hellish landscapes of the west of the A.H.I, most notable being The Battle of the #Joek-rp, and 55 Days in Hell.


25th of July, 2022

The First Major Battle of the war begun, called The Battle of the #Joek-rp. The Defenders we're suddenly flanked and encircled on the border, amidst the chaos, the 4th Breakthrough Regiment liberated the Defenders in the fort, killing off the remaining of the failed push.

#Joek-rp was to remain a static front for the rest of the war, with occasional pushes from both sides at the front.


1st of August, 2022

The 45th Headpatter Army pushed into Anti-Headpatter territory, encircling what would be known as 55 Days in Hell by the Anti-Headpatters.


7th of August, 2022

Trench Warfare would start being used, stalling the march of the Headpatter Peacekeeping Force (H.P.F) into the Anti Headpatter Imperium (A.H.I). Multiple bloody conflicts would happen across the front, causing many deaths on both sides.

9th of August, 2022

Foreign troops arrive in the Anti Headpatter Imperium (A.H.I), with another front opening in the south after the 2nd Kingdom of the Lurrian declared war on the A.H.I.

15th of August, 2022

The 45th Lurrian Frontliner Army would occupy major parts of the A.H.I, forcing garrisoned A.H.I in the east to move from their now heavily weakened eastern parts.

No Major, nor Important battles happened inbetween 16th of August to the 9th of December.

9th of December, 2022 25 A.H.I Divisons fortified in Snø Fortifikasjonen we're sieged by 10 H.P.F Infantry Divisons, and 5 H.P.F Tank Divisions.

Brave A.H.I Defenders at Snø fortifikasjonen.

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