User:Great Emperor Melonman IV

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Hail your Grand Great Emperor Melonus Melonman IV!

Ace pilot, airship genius, creator of worlds, is there nothing he can't do? Well, contrary to popular belief, yes. There is a rather long list of things he cannot do. Such as breathe in space, make coherent stories, talk to women, and much much more. Despite his lengthy list of flaws, the Grand Emperor serves his people in a way only a melon can. by existing and doing nothing else.


I could probably write the lyrics of Wonderwall by Oasis off by heart if you give me £10.

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