User:Goomba94/Profiles

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Bowser[edit | edit source]

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Badass King of the Koopas, fails to capture the princess, but making progress. Has 8 kids.

Larry Koopa[edit | edit source]

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Second youngest kid of Bowser, hotheaded and short tempered. Not very skilled.

Morton Koopa Jr.[edit | edit source]

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Third youngest kid of Bowser, looks tough but not that strong. The "Jr." in his name is a mystery.

Wendy O. Koopa[edit | edit source]

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Fourth youngest kid of Bowser, spoiled and common tantrum thrower. Only daughter.

Iggy Koopa[edit | edit source]

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Fifth youngest kid of Bowser, smart and inventive. Most intelligent.

Roy Koopa[edit | edit source]

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Third oldest kid of Bowser, beats up people for amusement. Very strong, dangerous to fuck around with.

Lemmy Koopa[edit | edit source]

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Second oldest kid of Bowser, dumb and loves circus balls. Dumbest one.

Ludwig Von Koopa[edit | edit source]

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Oldest kid of Bowser, music composer. Very Intelligent.

Bowser Koopa Jr.[edit | edit source]

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Youngest kid of Bowser, too stupid and worthless to mention.