User:Gnu32/Jerry Jackson

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COPYRITE OMFG! DO NOT STEL DIS PIECTUR

HELO! THIS IS A ARTUCLE OV ME JJERRY JACKSON I WULD LIKE TO XPRESS MY FANKS 2 UN.. UNSYCLOPEDEA 4 ALOWING ME TO CHER MY DISNE MUVES I AM RATE HAPPY AND, LMAO. THIS PAGE IS COPYRITE IT IS RLY BAD 2 STEEL YOU WILL BE ARESTED BY THE UNITED NASIONS AND BE PUT N A CELL WIV A BLACK MAN WHO WILL WANT DA SEXES AND DAT IS NOT GUD DO NOT STEEL OMG TY.

kopyrite violins[edit | edit source]

a adminnitrator cam 2 mi userpage n tuld me dat a images was stoeln and & wos like "jery der is a stoelds imige on ur page and dat is noughty" i sed that i no dat wos not me dis dis is

WELKOME 2 SUNSLCLOPEDIA,

FOR FREE CONTENT and dat liek yous can edet.

& he sed "o sory jackson u r a gr33t anim8or und i love your car22ns so i will nom.. nomunate dis pege 4ur FETURED ARTCLE!" so i woz r8 hapy and beceme da most popolar pag on uncylopedea.

yumor[edit | edit source]

my vedios are teh funy and i beleve humur is imporotent for ur audisence but srsly i do not makes da joeks all da time i am stil serius and believes in god & i spred caryty and helpes poeples if u needs teh heelp on maeking flash moives u can emel me i wil shere my genyous wit yuu an u will be da best anemaytor on teh itiernets but not beta then me bcause i wil not share alll my epserties.

LOOLOLOLOL!!ROFL

wen i am not riting hummor i donaete to charety and i am cristean and my frened waz like "jerry u re 2 k00l 4 god he doys not exest" but hewas liying so i frew the bibel at him & god godupset and and was like "o jerry dat was noyt nece u thyrew da bible and u r going 2 heyl now" and i wos upseit so i weent huem and lisened 2 my linkin parc cd's OMG!<3 and den the local curch gots angrey and boicotted da danish THA DANESH ARE C88L becous dey maek awesom pasterys whych my freind seid looked liek paystle colololured dog shiet coz he iz a muzzlim &nd h8tes dem

ono i am not alouwed to sware on unckylopedia coz da contaent guydlines said so it siad THER IZZ NO REYSON 222 SWE@R LIKE DEM AMERKIAN SERJENT but i am nut a sargetn so it is ok

V0TE 44ME[edit | edit source]

coz i will b r8 hapy a&d da beest admyinstratar eva beta dan tom wilkins coz... he iz a turtel and tertels canot u5e compootahs.