User:Glimmers

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“Glimmers is a douche bag.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Glimmers

“You're a douche bag.”

~ Glimmers on Oscar Wilde

I'm Glimmers. I'm 13. I'm British. And I don't give a good god damn!


My Opinions[edit | edit source]

Daft Punk certainly appeal to the penguin community.
Music
DAFT PUNK ARE THE GREATEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE!
TV
Animated sitcoms own you.
Russian Reversal
In Soviet Union, Russian reversal thinks YOU are funny if said in context!
Wikipedia
Its a convenient source of information, much of it many people will never need to know. Ever. But on the other hand, anyone can edit the fucking thing so its probably about as reliable as Hitler with a sack full of grenades.
English language
My top 10 favourite words are:
  • Daffodil
  • Snippets
  • Chump
Domokun pwning n00bz.
  • Chumpette
  • Flux
  • Smelting
  • Pimpmobile
  • Lemons
  • Vaseline
  • Klaxon