User:Gilesmiles

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Sam Jackson AKA Giles miles Born 25th Novenmber 1990 Predicted Date of Death Friday, September 5, 2064 has no real relevance to anything but just decided to create a page on here because he got bored of editing wikipedia pages and then getting them locked. In January 2007 He set up a myspace account which contains random topics of no real importance and is updated every week so far which contains blogs about irrelevant topics such as why you should refer to pepsi as cola and not coke and then continues the next day about whether pepsi or coke tastes better. He has taken the initials of (Sam Jackson AKA Giles Miles) and shortened it to SJAKAGM which is the first letter of all his names.

Here is some info from his myspace account

About me: My Name is Sam Jackson also known as Giles Miles not that I mind being called Sam Jackson it's just that Giles Miles Sounds better so I am getting my business cards changed to display both of my names and if I think of some more such as "laminating machine, vacuum former etc. or the popular wood file tool known as the 8 inch half round bastard which is a funny name, you're probably thinking by now that what you have just read is retarded but none of this should be taken seriously because I am just writing the first thing that comes into my head such as why white people listen to rap music or things like that. I am not going to bore you with things like I was born in 1990 or whenever because it's not like anyone really cares, or why people are bothering to read this when they could be doing something better but if you are still reading this the chances are that you are not going to leave so now you're here I might as well give you something to read.

Who I'd like to meet: Callum Horace even though i already have Interests General Reading the latest reports on the saddam hussein execution Watching random videos of anything because it is funny like a person walking into starbucks and then walking out agian because it is still funny in its own way. Music Anything as long as its not classical or jazz just because bill clinton likes jazz music why should i also like it and bill clinton spends too long thinking about sex not that i know personnaly but i have read it on wikipedia Films I like random movies such as (insert funny movie here when i have time) which is just so random which is why it is funny. Television I like comedy programs like the bbc 6'clock news which is one of the funniest programs out there apart from bodger and badger and teletubbies with the tubby custard and the hoover which is not really suitable for young children. Books the last time i read a book was in 1978 before i was born so in other words i read one last week which is confusing but hey thats life.