User:Gianthogweed/Spoilers

Basically a list of joke explanations where I feel they may be necessary. A lot of this will probably be devoted to explaining stuff like my list of tracks for Armageddon which is brimming with music nerdery.

Armageddon

List of album cover by song title - Some of these are real stretches but working album cover clues to fit the concept of the album being full of "Touring is Hard" songs was tough shit. The other minor joke is that every track length was pulled from the album the cover came from. This let me cheat a few sides by throwing in sidelongs (though really with a masturbatory septuple album you could expect this sort of bullshit).

Hello Yuggoth (Mushroom Brain) - Can / Tago Mago
It's Not Easy Being Galactus - Can / Monster Movie
Prism Diffracting Light Against Black Background - Pink Floyd / Dark Side of the Moon
If Only Every Chair Were So Electrifying - Metallica / Ride the Lightning
Save a Roadie, Eat a Banana - The Velevet Underground / The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Sign Says We're Out of Time - R.E.M. / Out of Time
Trapped Among the Stars - Supertramp / Crime of the Century
Hello Kobaia (Get That Bird Away From Me) - Magma / Magma
Four Lads Crossing a London Street - The Beatles / Abbey Road
Does That Rooster Look Like it Has Breasts to You? (Lay Off the Hash) - Atomic Rooster / Atomic Roooster
Stuck Within the Sun and Moon - King Crimson / Larks' Tongues in Aspic
Feels Like Our Ship's Been Stuck Here Forever - Hawkwind / In the Hall of the Mountain Grill
Fear of Flying (On Crashing Zeppelins) - Led Zeppelin / Led Zeppelin
Hello Karn Evil 9 (You Guys are Super Troupers) - ABBA / Super Troupers
Our Tour Bus Has a Petting Zoo - The Beach Boys / Pet Sounds
We Play in Blue Ponchos - The Beatles / Help!
Grayed-out Chaos - Cream / Wheels of Fire
Standing in a Field, Waiting for the Sun - The Doors / Waiting for the Sun
On a Sailing Ship to Nowhere - Yes / Fragile
I Love Those Spaceship Cities - Boston / Boston
Red Out - Talking Heads / Remain in Light
This is No Way to Treat a Musical Instrument - The Clash / London Calling
I'm the Siren - Roxy Music / Siren
It's All Uphill - Mountain / Mountain Climbing!
Pawns in Space - Van der Graaf Generator / Pawn Hearts
Hello, Garden of Eden - Iron Butterfly / Inna Gadda Da Vida
Cardboard Band - Jethro Tull / Benefit
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Armadillo Tank - Emerson, Lake & Palmer / Tarkus
Our Bus isn't Magical, it's Just Brightly Coloured - The Who / Magic Bus
We Wear These Costumes to Scare Away Pre-Teen Groupies - The Beatles / Magical Mystery Tour
Hello to the Land of the Ladies - The Jimi Hendrix Experience / Electric Ladyland
Hello Children (We Have Candy) - The Moody Blues / Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
Hello Hades (Let's Party) - Oingo Boingo / Dead Man's Party
Just Peachy - The Allman Brothers / Eat a Peach (or Nick Drake / Pink Moon)
Five in Silhouette - The Pentangle / The Pentangle
Having a Cow - Pink Floyd / Atom Heart Mother
Wearing Primary Colors - The Police / Synchronicity
Heavy Metal Giant - Queen / News of the World
Graffiti in the Stall - The Rolling Stones / Beggar's Banquet
Down on the Corner - Creedence Clearwater Revival / Willie and the Poor Boys
I Was Bitten By a Paranoid LARPer - Black Sabbath / Paranoid
Crass in the Clouds - Aerosmith / Aerosmith
Apocalyptic Panty Shot - Rush / Permanent Waves
Rainbow Castle - Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow / Rainbow
Down the Yellow Brick Road - Elton John / Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Black and White Motorcycle - The Who / Quadrophenia
Amped Up and Ramped Up - Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Rust Never Sleeps