User:Gertbert

Me? My favourite topic! Me, please do go on..*sips some coffee*

sigh

I guess I should do my part. I am Gerbert, thy God. You are to worship me above all else, and will in turn receive a cupcake at the exit.

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                 /|    /|                 /[_]      O | EXIT |                         
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                                     RUN, FATSO, RUN!