User:Gammakid999/sandbox/articles that i stole
here are all of the articles that I stole from being deleted
It's Mr. Pants[edit | edit source]
"It's Mr Pants" was action puzzle game created by Rare for the Gameboy Advance and starred the title character and child predator, Mr. Pants.
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
It looks like a shitty Tetris clone.
i have no clue if it is but it sure looks like one.
Graphics[edit | edit source]
DUUUH THESE GRAPHICS SUCK MY COCK
THEY LOOK LIKE A RETARDED 24 YEAR OLD MADE THEM
THIS GAME IS LIKE POOPY DICK WAFFLES
THIS GAME GETS A -2/10
THIS HAS BEEN THE MIFFED GAMER, SIGNING OFF
Controversies[edit | edit source]
on April 1st 2008, Mr. Pants was caught diddling kindergarteners in a playground. He was sentenced to life in prison.
In 2010, Famous and very cool youtuber, The Miffed Gamer, made an incredibly awesome and accurate review of It's Mr. Pants. The video has since been deleted for "Hate Speech".
Recipe for Disaster[edit | edit source]
Ingredients[edit | edit source]
The classic recipe for disaster calls for the following ingredients:
- 1 egg
- ⅔ cup of olive oil
- ¼ cup of vinegar
- ½ tablespoons of salt
- ½ teaspoon of politics
- 1 suspicious bearded man
- mutual distrust to taste
Steps[edit | edit source]
- Separate the yolk from the white of the egg. Allow the yolk to sit at room temperature for 48 hours.
- Combine the yolk with the salt, olive oil and vinegar.
- Add the politics. All hell should break loose. Due to all hell breaking loose, the mixture should now be hot enough to cook the egg white. Add the egg white.
- Allow egg white to begin cooking before adding your suspicious bearded man.
Sprinkle with mutual distrust. Serve warm. No seriously, serve it while its still warm, or it will rapidly become too hot to handle. You want to be out of there before the disaster finishes cooking.
Serving suggestions[edit | edit source]
A delightful chicken salad can be made from the above mixture. Blanche chicken breast for approximately 30 seconds. After cooling, dice the chicken into 1-inch cubes. Mix the chicken with the Disaster. Add capers and celery to this mixture. Add several tablespoons of salt. Serve with multiple glasses of beer and wine. Children love this! (Especially the beer and wine)