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Project Relief[edit | edit source]
Project Relief is a mass breakout pain relief program that originated in the late 1950 as a scam, and was later rediscovered in late 2009, as an effective way to relieve pain. The idea was discovered and developed by acclaimed scientist Alberto Constogron.
What is Project Relief?[edit | edit source]
Originally, this idea was thought of by acclaimed 1950's "The Joker" as a good was to get money for his latest crimes. The plot was found out by Batman, and Joker was successfully locked away, until only God knows how he escaped, and started to rampage the city of Gotham in his new video game Arkham Asylum. The idea was again explored by recent breakout scientist, Alberto Constogron, who made his way not with any ingenious discoveries, but with his impressive exotic name. The first Infomercial was shot in 2009, and featured him with his product, which looked much like a wrist watch. The product was a mass success, and was sold worldwide for millions.
How does it Work?[edit | edit source]
The product utilizes the ingenious method of satellite transfer. It "takes the pain from you, and via satellite, transfers your pain to a pain recipient in a third world country."