User:GASCHAMBA

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WELCOME TO THE GAS STATION! THE TURDIEST PLACE ON TEH INTERWEBZ!!!! FEEL FREE TO ACT THE FOOL! Fail.jpg Hello.jpg

INTRODUCTORY TO THE GAS STATION[edit | edit source]

THE GAS STATION IS ME AND MY NIGGAS USER PAGE WHERE WE EDIT THIS USER PAGE PERIODICALLY WITH SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT YO! MY NAME IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBMAMA, NIGGA!

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Is The Bear Catholic?[edit | edit source]

Is the bear a Catholic? is an example of a rhetorical question. It is used to imply an answer in the questionee's mind, often exploiting said questionee's lack of intelligence or wit. Such questions are often used by sharp individuals to impress attractive members of the opposite sex by belittling co-workers, sidekicks, or the indigent. However, this particular question can be counter-intuitive, as determining the religious inclinations of bears has proven difficult at best.

A PARAGRAPH OF WISDOM FROM MYSELF! I AM THE SUPREME JELLYROLL, NIGGA!!!![edit | edit source]

I want to stick my finger in Avril Lavigne's stinky asshole and see her FECES on my finger. I want to lick the still hot FECES off of Avril Lavigne's stinky asshole. I want to smear Avril Lavigne's stinky brown human FECES all over my nude body. I want Avril Lavigne to shit her stinky FECES in my mouth. I want to have sex with Avril Lavigne's FECES. I want to soil myself with Avril Lavigne's stinky brown human FECES. I want to provide laxatives to Avril Lavigne so she can then squirt her stinky brown human FECES in my face. I want to eat Avril Lavigne's FECES. I want to spread Avril Lavigne's ass cheeks and watch as her FECES drop from her stinky asshole. I want Avril Lavigne to shit her stinky FECES all over my nude body. I want to soil my cocks head in Avril Lavigne's tight stinky asshole.

QUOTE 1[edit | edit source]

"Mainstream hip hop:IS DOPE YO!

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QUOTE 2[edit | edit source]

"There is a CLEAVELAND STEAMER ON MY CHEST, smoke anudda one of those quets, los and the lettes, make dat cash flow, blowin smoke out dee ass one tima, makin dat $$$ smoke anudda grima!


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QUOTE 3[edit | edit source]

"one day when i was working at taco bell i farted and beans flew out my ass then i got hired as manager, for giving the customers what they wanted! some good smelling food!"

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Tips on becoming MASTER of teh interwebz:[edit | edit source]

1. Join the Gas Station. 2. Join the Gas Station. 3. Join the Gas Station. 4. Join the Gas Station. 5. JOIN THE FUCKIN' GAS STATION!!!

QUOTE 4[edit | edit source]

"*sound of a motor* NOW THAT MY FRIENDS, IS A FUCKIN' FART!

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PRAISE GOATSE.CX![edit | edit source]

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QUOTE 5[edit | edit source]

"TO ALL FOOLS OF THE INTERNETZ You all HATE to admit it, but trolls make teh internetz a funner place!!

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The soft white underbelly of teh interwebz, evicerated for all to see![edit | edit source]

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QUOTE 6[edit | edit source]

UMADBRO?

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JUGGALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

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STROPE WAFEL[edit | edit source]

Noun: Strope Wafel.

Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.

Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.

Joe: Hey Steve, I just ran into a bloke named Strope Wafel today!

Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O

Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!

Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD

QUOTE 7[edit | edit source]

"MUSIC REVIEWERSS: they dont have my opinion on certain artists so i hate on em! fuck em! #theneedledrop im calling you out BOI!"

QUOTE 8[edit | edit source]

"STINKY HITLER DIAHREA MAKE MY MOUTH WATA,LOVE TO MAKE THAT GRASS HOTTA, CHOKE THE ROPE IM DOPIN SMOKE TRYNA COPE-OBAMAS GRANDPAPPY

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THIS IS TEH GREATEST IMAGE ON THE INTERWEBZ!!!! U JELLY, DOUCHEFAGS?[edit | edit source]

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QUOTE 9[edit | edit source]

"This is where the homeboys hang out!"

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QUOTE 10[edit | edit source]

YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!!Monkey.jpg

QUOTE 11[edit | edit source]

LIMECAT IS NOT AMUSED!!!

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QUOTE 12[edit | edit source]

"What a cute wittle baby, arent you cute!! wheres your mommy?!"

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Spike Xavier is God![edit | edit source]

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QUOTE 13[edit | edit source]

"We are also DOWN-ASS juggalos for LIFE!!!! MMFWCL!"

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QUOTE 14[edit | edit source]

"OH DAMN, THE BITCH GOT THE DEVIL IN HER, SHE AINT RIGHT WITH THE LORD!" Image2.jpg

QUOTE 15[edit | edit source]

"The following douchebags make a living sucking human feces out of monkey anuses:"

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QUOTE 16[edit | edit source]

"I HATE FUCKIN OBAMER!"

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QUOTE 17[edit | edit source]

"the following douchebags make a living farting on the anus of SATAN!"

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PWORKHANODPROOEP[edit | edit source]

whorehwoehjreorhoewheorehow see the subliminal message?

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ROMNRAPTURE:THE PROPHECY FULFILLED![edit | edit source]

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QUOTE 18[edit | edit source]

"WHOLLY HOSHAGGEN HATERZHURTZ! I LOVE POKEMON! Gas.jpg Pikachu.jpg

MANUALS GUIDE TO THE GAS STATION![edit | edit source]

WHOLLY SHIT U REALLY THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN MAUNALS GUIDE?! HAHAHA THIS ISNT A SERIOUS BLOG, THIS IS A TROLL SITE STUPID! HARHARHAR


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