User:G7umpy
Hi mum! I'm making fucking rude shit on the internetz![edit | edit source]
Heloe. mai spalling adn/or grammerz is prettee gud but dont judjge me foar any shitz in spalling and shit. its not mai fault that teh internetz broke mai breain. srsly, its just teh lolz and teh roflz and teh gruez have gotten into mai beain and smasehd all teh gudnesz. noew I is a stuuped mindlezz peice of vegateblz - just liek teh populationz of Americaz.
So you wanna know why I'm called g7umpy, eh? and why the fuck am I on uncyclopedia, and who the hell am I? well, all in good time, reader. all in good time. I feel that some long pieces on uncyclopedia go unread, because they seem to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until you cant be screwed reading them abnd look at the pretty pictures of tits and grues. well, thats all well and good, but funny stuff goes to waste. basically, LEARN TO READ YOU DUMBASS! okay, so that doesn't explain a single thing about me. well. too bad. and if you dont want your best friend sapped then dont play team fortress 2 with me, coz I will find your cube - and I will SAP him! 
