User:Funnier than u, DAN3

WELCOME :)

i am the funny person. heres some tips for life

1. dont try to be funny with your own jokes and start cracking up
2. dont knock up the one girl who laughs, she has a horrible desies called irreversable brain damage
3. dont try and be funny on the internet
4. or the F.B.I.will find you
5. if elmo runs out of a house thats all shaking, its because cookie monsterwas knocking up the chips ahooy guy
6. dont ask someone out who wants to kill you because when you close the door she will kill you
7. this stuff is a load of bullcrap why am i giving tips to nerds on weed

okay just so you know not all jokes are supposed to be funny, some of those where to make everything else make sence

my talents

1. guitar
2. keyboard
3. comedy
4. eating
5. video games
6. sports
7. watching t.v.
8. not being able to make funny stuff out of my talents