User:Frenk DelaCroix

Frenk DelaCroix lives on the Internet. He is not a figment of your imagination, but he's a figment of mine. Frenk has many well known peccadillos on his record. He was a friend of master musician and songsmith Wesley Willis, who wrote a song in his honor.

"Frenk Can Eat It" by Wesley Willis

Frenk DelaCroix is the master of eating. / He can eat any kind of food. / He is an excellent eater. //

Frenk can touch the llama's ass, / And he can still eat his burger. / Frenk can whoop Batman. //

Refrain: Frenk can eat it, / Frenk can eat it, / Frenk can eat it, / Frenk can eat it all. //

Frenk DelaCroix is my friend. / He likes to eat McDonald's with me. / He can really pack it in. //

Refrain//

If you got some food you can't eat / Call my friend Frenk. / Frenk can eat it. /