User:Freelop
“In soviet Russia, Freelop is eaten by YOU!!”
“I fough a Freelop once, lost both hands in the fight but I won in the end”
Thoughts on Freelop[edit | edit source]
The Fabled Freelop is thought to have never existed around 500 years ago. There are a few photographs of the creature but its is said thats around 5 in 5 people who look at it without protective ear-muffs die of spontanious combustion.
The death of Freelop[edit | edit source]
Many think that the Incas went to war with Freelop causing both its own death and the death of their whole civilisation. These people are of course, idiots. It was infact Chuck Norris who killed it and if you want ot argue otherwise, just call his name and he'll be there... he'll be there...
Feeding Habits of Freelop[edit | edit source]
The Freelop eats you. Theres nothing more to say. Run. Why are you still here? That breathing down the back of you neck? Thats the Freelop, your screwed. Well, your dead now so theres no point in writing any more.
