User:FreedomMyBass/Pokémon
~”OWATTA BEIKOKU! UNCLE SAM! GOTTA NUKE THEM ALL!”~ Emperor Pikachu to all the Pokémon-supporting slaves on the planet, in a top secret plot to annihilate innocent American civilians via all means possible as soldiers.
~”Alright! Caught a crybaby! Let’s go, Eevee, my little battle slave!”~ Satoshi/Ash (more like Ass Crack) himself
Pokémon is a top secret, worldwide militia organization and franchise located in Kyoto, Japan, and is operated within Nintendo’s secret underground HQ daily. Invented by a narcissistic megamind, Tajiri Satoshi (who even made himself into Ass Crack), he has created his own worldwide anti-american terrorist organization, spreading Japanese revisionist nationalism to America and the world.
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Notorious for its false portrayal of Pikachu and his fantasy elf aliases as “good natured friends” rather than ravenous nationalist terrorists recruiting children against America, and it’s cultural appropriation via jelly donuts and submarine sandwiches (ironic for a show that blindly glamorizes Japan with fake, butt-ugly battle goblins as fauna).
Well known for its god-awful “Who’s that pokémon” segments and annoying songs, and butt-ugly characters and numerous ugly ass battle goblins, especially Pikachu (a piss-colored electric capybara who makes stupid noises like the countless other goblins, and is secretly an ultranationalist soldier).
Ash Ketchum AKA Ass Crack Krackum - A loser kid who decides to drop out of 5th grade to enslave and recruit all the battle goblins he can for tournaments, and who looks and sounds annoying.