User:Forsythe

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Forsythe's Famous Apple Pie[edit | edit source]

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 1 prepared pie crust
  • 8 Red Delicious apples
  • 4 cups brown sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • a pinch of salt
  • 1 cup sherry
  • a shot of Lea & Perrins tabasco sauce
  • about $10.95

Directions[edit | edit source]

Skin the apples, and slice them into thin wedges. Whip the eggs into an even consistency, then mix in the salt, sugar, sherry and tabasco sauce. Add the apples, stir, and let it sit in a refrigerator for 30 minutes. Pour the mix into the pie crust, and bake for 3 hours at 500 degrees. Lastly, chuck the whole thing and buy yourself a pie at the local market for about $10.95