User:Foolpitier

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“Revenge is a dish served cold. Explosives is a side-dish served lightly chilled. Firearms is another side-dish served lukewarm.”

~ Foolpitier on Revenge, explosives, and guns
Foolpitier, late in his career
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Grue Empire Police Department commissioner Foolpitier (1969-2033) was a giant of a man, with a galaxy full of officers beating up perps. He served the Grue Galactic Empire, and were it not that he was human, would be Domo-kun's right-hand man, as he always used a bunch o' five in interrogating subjects. He got killed by Him

The Battle of Tokyo[edit | edit source]

In 2033, Tokyo was attacked by Filipino and Korean army units, prompting Foolpitier to get his arse there. During the 2 weeks of combat, Foolpitier began interrogating Amy Rose, who had been beaten by Domo the year before, after threats that Sonic would be helping the Koreans conquer Tokyo. Strangely, he couldn't make her do anything save from her letting some tear roll down her cheek. Foolpitier decided to use his trademark bunch o' five, which actually loosened her tounge so much, she even gave some "helpful" advice, namely "Get the f*** off my Sonic!" Foolpitier, however simply reached into her mind and found that what he needed was in her memory, which he then wrote down. This meant Tokyo was spared more destruction than would have otherwise allocated.

The infamous interrogation, as potrayed by Police artist Limpurtikles